I sitting here watching Dirty Harry juxtaposed against our groovy fibre optic Christmas tree. Pretty wild. Pretty...pretty...pretty...pretty wild.

Thinking ahead, what with all the global warming shit-n-stuff, I wonder if the type trees that thrive in Canada will change so that the pulp used to make toilet paper is different from that which is currently used. If so, our toilet paper won't provide us with the so-familiar-yet-ever-so-taboo "wiping" experience. I hope not. Especially since I found a brand I can stick with. (No pun intended).